Teacher: WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOU WERE YOUR FIRST DAY IN SCHOOL! Like you were in Kindergarten! Student: You really want me to be like ...
Teacher: WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOU WERE YOUR FIRST DAY IN SCHOOL! Like you were in Kindergarten! Student: You really want me to be like I was on my first day? Teacher: YES! Student: Alright then. The next day Teacher: what's 4x3 divided by the square root of 7. Student: FISH! Class: Laughs Teacher: Get over here! In the corner of the class room Teacher: We agreed you'd be like you were on your first day! Student: Yeah, and the answer for everything was fish. Teacher: I hate you. Student: I hate you too Teacher: You said that on your first day too? Student: Nope, I said "I love you" to all my teachers Teacher: Then why haven't you said that to me!? Student: Because I didn't lie on the first day of school either.
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