Afro Candy and her brand of 'por no graphy'

Afro Candy is not alright and you can see from her actions that she needs urgent help. This article is not exactly going to get her to c...

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Afro Candy is not alright and you can see from her actions that she needs urgent help.

This article is not exactly going to get her to change from her acts of indecency because this is not the first time it’s been addressed, but hopefully in the end posterity will exonerate us for lending a voice to an issue that’s fast becoming a problem today.

A 45-year-old mother who is unashamed and unwilling to do right after years of gross misconducts is not to be taken seriously but let’s do our part and move on.

So yes, Afro Candy is disturbed. She is influenced by an unusual spirit and it is dangerous. But no problems, when there is life there is hope.

We are optimistic she will regain herself before long, at least before she finally self-destructs, because it doesn’t profit anyone anything to come to this life and leave with a blemished name that generations will stop in awe of owing to its irreversibility.

Afro Candy is trying to break the internet but she doesn’t realize that even Kim Kardashian does a whole lot of work for that body to stay appealing. This is not to say Kim is a role model to young Nigerian women anyway, but let’s continue.

Afro Candy, at 45, is understandably flabby but beyond that she is tattooed like an ex-convict. But we can’t complain or castigate her for this, she might think we are being unfair and out of touch with pop culture trends.

So let’s pretend she is actually ‘hot’. Let’s help her preserve her ego in all its ‘hotness’, she sees herself as a ‘porn star’ so who are we to think otherwise?

It’s okay if she doesn’t change. It’s totally fine for her to adopt these shamelessly incredibly western cultures and then go as far as portraying them on the internet. We must respect her personal decisions, after all she is an adult and she (probably) has dual citizenship. She is about to be a world star, you know?

If she’s decided to continue to release x-rated videos, or even go beyond that and shoot a full length soft porn movie at some point, how we feel doesn’t matter so let’s respect her choices.

Actually, we should congratulate her every now and then she releases all such videos. We should applaud her in soft sell magazines and dedicate several pages online to her ingenuity because porn is a thing unheard of today.

Every time she shags a new guy and chooses to film and upload, we should nominate her for some prestigious award or the other, if there isn’t a category she fits into we should create something specially for her, perhaps a Hall Of Fame recognition or something, because to be very honest we are deeply, unreservedly and incredibly entertained by her flabby, tattooed body.

At 45, who would have thought anyone would look this ‘astounding’? Afro Candy is here to rewrite all the rules and change all the age-long ideologies we used to have, she deserves utmost respect for her boldness.

In this new clip of hers, she is spotted with a younger man and she goes to say a thing or two about Nigerians:

“Nigerians called me a porn star; they tagged me a porn star and I didn't do anything. Well, you got your wishes. Afro Candy the hardcore porn star is coming, I hope you’e gonna like me now” she said.

It’s clear-cut insanity what she is currently putting up all in the name of filming a ‘sexy’ film. Hopefully she gets the needed help in good time.

See the new video yourself below:

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